Bonjour! I haven’t mirrored myself in days.
And not like in the way girls say they eat a ton to be cool, when in reality it was only half a sandwich that they just had. Today James and I picked up Hunter for lunch and got Mexican food. And I had fish tacos and chips and chips and chips. And only slightly felt full. Hunter entertained himself while I stuffed myself by looking over the booth at some pretty ladies.
by the way, the title is called Bonjour, not because I’m a pretentious asshole and want to wish you good day in a foreign language, but because the shirt I’m wearing today in above trick mirror is in french. Little know fact about me. I proposed to James’ sister on the Eiffel Tower WAY before that loser proposed to me (on a busy street corner).